everhyone is a princess and i’m that bitch shittiiing /in the woods like ya’ll knkow whats up
I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.
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has anyone told you souhch a beautriful engagement sotyr you needed to go home and aget druhnk beaceuse no one loves you?
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
"But I can do 40-inch box jumps now. Action-hero physical stuff. Jumping that high feels really good. You see a giant hillside, and you think, I wanna get up that. You see a building, you think, I could climb that. When you get in shape, the world around you becomes things you wanna jump on and climb up.”
-Chris Pratt for Esquire Magazine, September 2014 Issue
on the way home after concerts with your friend like
My 1 Year Old Beatboxing Niece
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