Sometimes I’m convinced I’d be great at not exisiting.
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
Shit just got real.
Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
Can I just ramble for a moment? This is the best feeling in the world. 99% of any dance career is spent practicing, long hours, rehearsals upon rehearsals, choreography, technique
dear lord the technique, bleeding toenails, callouses, stretching and of course practice, practice, practice.
But this moment. Whether you’ve got a solo or twenty other dancers surrounding you, doesn’t matter, this moment is the best feeling in the world. You can feel the heat of the stage lights, your chest is about to thump out of your chest and right before the music cues all choreography flies out of your head.
Then you dance.
This is where you shine.
My roommate/best friend is a Slytherin and this is basically how it goes when we disagree:
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school
Does he talk
he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH”
what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”